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7 pieces5 games · Week 3Matchup Previews · Week 3Head-to-head breakdown of every Week 3 game.2026Read →Burn-Book Digest · Week 2Champs Collide, Nabers Goes Down, and Saquon Ghosts Beav in Week 2The reigning champ flexed first. Marcus, still wearing the 2025 crown, went out and beat last year's title-holder Crawf, 137.9-114.6, and did it while Crawf's Caleb Williams…2026 · Sep 23, 2026Read →Burn-Book Digest · Week 1Week 1 Burn Book: Champs Still Cooking, Crock Catches Fire (The Bad Kind)Well, well, well. The reigning champ opened his title defense exactly how you'd expect — Marcus rolled Chengy 196.5 to 125.6 behind a two-headed monster in Kenneth Walker III…2026 · Sep 16, 2026Read →5 games · Week 2Matchup Previews · Week 2Head-to-head breakdown of every Week 2 game.2026Read →5 games · Week 1Matchup Previews · Week 1Head-to-head breakdown of every Week 1 game.2026Read →10 entriesSeason PreviewsTeam-by-team outlook for every roster in the league.2026Read →Draft PreviewMilk Merchant Reigns, Dez Rebuilds: Welcome to the 2026 Revenge DraftWell, it happened again — the regular season lied to us. Crawf and Devion spent 2025 running the table at 11-3 apiece, BELT BOYZ and Slime SZN looking like the two best rosters…2026 · Aug 4, 2026Read →