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2026

Coulda Been Athletes

This season isn't finalized yet β€” champion and bracket are pending ESPN's final playoff standings.

Biscuit counter

2026 Β· live
πŸ’©
6
1 biscuit per loss Β· league-worst is Devion at 6 losses.

Scoreboard

2026 Β· Week 3
Game of the weekSNF
Marcus
MarcusJajajajahmyr
187.5
Dez
DezMamba's
128.2
The preview saidβ€œMarcus rolls into Week 3 riding a 137.9-point demolition of Crawf, and the scary part is his stars barely needed help. Kenneth Walker III (25.8) and…”Read the full preview β†’
TNF
Crock
CrockWe Know The Truth
156.0
Manny
MannyGet the GAT
155.8
The preview saidβ€œCrock strolls into Week 3 riding a 132-122.2 win over Devion, and it wasn't close to a mystery why β€” Dak Prescott went off for 37.8 points, CMC…”Read the full preview β†’
10am
Frost
FrostTrap House
144.2
Beav
BeavSlauson Super Mall
103.9
The preview saidβ€œTwo heaters collide this week. Frost squeaked past Dez 118.8-117.0 behind a 38-point Matthew Stafford masterclass and Jaylen Waddle chipping in 23.8,…”Read the full preview β†’
Brazil Game
Meek
MeekDeath Row
151.2
Devion
Devionyime yZN
168.9
The preview saidβ€œBoth of these squads limped into the bye-less Week 3 gauntlet nursing fresh losses, and neither loss was for lack of firepower. Meek's Heel Turn…”Read the full preview β†’
MNF
Crawf
CrawfBELT BOYZ
131.5
Chengy
ChengyHappy Endings
142.4
The preview saidβ€œCrawf strolled into Week 2 riding a CeeDee Lamb explosion β€” 37.3 points of pure alpha-receiver theater β€” and it still wasn't enough, falling…”Read the full preview β†’

Week 3 recap

2026 Β· the desk
Burn-Book Digest Β· Week 3Week 3 Burn Book: Half-Point Heists and Full-Blown BustsLet's start with the Game of the Week, because the commissioner billed it as marquee and Marcus RSVP'd with a sledgehammer. Marcus smoked Dez 187.5 to 128.2, and Jahmyr Gibbs went full reigning-champ-…Read the full recap β†’

Power rankings

2026 Β· Week 3
Week 1Week 2Week 3Week 4Week 5Week 6Week 7Week 8
1β–²1
Meek
MeekDeath Row
Cam Newton

Cam had everything. not a single flaw in his game. As crazy as it may sound to some people he was better than Tebow the day he showed up at Florida but circumstances led to him transferring out and eventually landing at Auburn. That's the way i see that loss to Chengy just bad luck.

2β–Ό1
Marcus
MarcusJajajajahmyr
Lamar Jackson

Lamar was dynamic and played with a whole lot of flash and had some substance to em as well. When he was on Louisville coulda beat anybody but sometimes even when he played perfect he couldn't overcome the a roster built on 3 stars.

3β–¬
Beav
BeavSlauson Super Mall
Montee Ball

Consistency. Montee Ball wasn't super flashy but you knew what you was getting. So far ya team overall is looking consistent but we'll see if they keep this up.

4β–²4
Chengy
ChengyHappy Endings
Maurice Clarett

You burned bright for a week but i see this being short lived. Just like Maurice Clarett. Not because he didn't have the talent to keep doing it but because he got in his own way

5β–²4
Crock
CrockWe Know The Truth
Johnathan Taylor

Underrated team! a lot of people aint aware of what JT did at Wisconsin cause they usually fly under the radar in the landscape of CFB but definitely was one of the best College careers of all time.

6β–²1
Frost
FrostTrap House
Stefon Diggs

Highly recruited, high expectations but two games in don't really know what to make of this team like Stefon Diggs college career. he ended up being a great pro so maybe Maryland held him back.

7β–Ό3
Dez
DezMamba's
Matt Barkley

You probably shoulda won last week but... shoulda, woulda, coulda. you may win a few more games and have a few more good performances because theres some decent talent on the roster but it's gonna crash and burn eventually just like Barkley did when he came back.

8β–Ό2
Manny
MannyGet the GAT
Anthony Richardson

You got a solid roster on paper but it just don't seem to be working out as intended. AR didn't have a whole lot of success on the field but he did have some moments i think thats what this team will do this year. Shine in spots but overall do nothing.

9β–²1
Devion
Devionyime yZN
Tate Martell

We thought you was looking like something before the season started but it just ain't looking good for you 2 weeks in. it's still early enough to prove you ain't a bust tho.

10β–Ό5
Crawf
CrawfBELT BOYZ
Malik Henry

Niggas had high expectations cause who you be but boy that roster ain't shit and ain't gon never be shit.

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GG tracker

4 logged
Beav β†’ Dez
Backfired
β€œSaid GG with Saquon Barkley and Harrison Butker still left to play β€” and still lost, 122.0 to 151.7.”
Week 7
Crawf β†’ Beav
Held up
β€œReverse GG β€” called it in the same Week 6 game and won anyway, 138.0 to 137.2.”
Week 6
Beav β†’ Crawf
Backfired
β€œDid it in Week 6 too: called GG and lost by eight tenths, 137.2 to 138.0.”
Week 6
Meek β†’ Crock
Held up
β€œCalled it after the draft β€” swore Crock would blow him out. Then Meek won their Week 1 matchup anyway.”
Week 1
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