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2026

Coulda Been Athletes

This season isn't finalized yet β€” champion and bracket are pending ESPN's final playoff standings.

Biscuit counter

2026 Β· live
πŸ’©
6
1 biscuit per loss Β· league-worst is Devion at 6 losses.

Scoreboard

2026 Β· Week 5
Game of the weekSNF
Crock
CrockWe Know The Truth
147.7
Marcus
MarcusJajajajahmyr
220.0
The preview saidβ€œCrock is riding into this one by the skin of his teeth β€” a 127.8-127.7 nail-biter over Frost where Dak Prescott (23.1) and Alvin Kamara (22.8) did…”Read the full preview β†’
TNF
Frost
FrostTrap House
161.3
Devion
Devionyime yZN
135.7
The preview saidβ€œFrost walks into Week 5 having lost by the cruelest margin fantasy football offers β€” a 127.7-127.8 nailbiter to Crock where Puka Nacua went nuclear…”Read the full preview β†’
London Game
Meek
MeekDeath Row
140.9
Manny
MannyGet the GAT
135.7
The preview saidβ€œMeek rolls into this one bruised. Last week's 129.8-144.4 gut-punch loss to Crawf had some fireworks β€” Tee Higgins torched the box score for 28.7 and…”Read the full preview β†’
10am
Dez
DezMamba's
214.5
Crawf
CrawfBELT BOYZ
122.1
The preview saidβ€œLet's talk about Week 4, because both of these guys walked into their bye-adjacent slate and just started printing money. Dez's Mamba's dropped a…”Read the full preview β†’
MNF
Beav
BeavSlauson Super Mall
122.8
Chengy
ChengyHappy Endings
133.5
The preview saidβ€œTwo bad beats, two sets of excuses β€” Beav and Chengy both limp into Week 5 fresh off losses where their studs showed up and their supposed studs…”Read the full preview β†’

Week 5 recap

2026 Β· the desk
Burn-Book Digest Β· Week 5Week 5 Burn Book: Lions Stampede, Concussions, and Zero-Point GhostsThe Game of the Week lived up to the hype for one half of the building and turned into a horror movie for the other. Reigning champ Marcus put on a coronation, riding Jahmyr Gibbs (39.7) and Jaylen Wa…Read the full recap β†’

Power rankings

2026 Β· Week 5
Week 1Week 2Week 3Week 4Week 5Week 6Week 7Week 8
1β–¬
Marcus
MarcusJajajajahmyr

best in the business. Lamar's injury shouldn't be too much to worry about. 4-0.

2β–²5
Dez
DezMamba's

Much needed victory to move to .500. 172 with JSN only scoring 12 is impressive. Bryce or Goff will be your dilemma moving forward. Seeing Nabers join the fun has to make you happy.

3β–¬
Frost
FrostTrap House

The downfall of most teams be the person managing them. Start Waddle (whom you drafted earlier for a reason) and it's a different convo. Tough loss but you're at 3 because I believe in the long term potential of the roster and you as a manager.

4β–¬
Crock
CrockWe Know The Truth

the operation is disgusting but I'm a fan for the unconventional and ugly wins. 3-1 and the team hasn't even lived up to the potential of what it can truly be. Game of inches. Gods were in your favor.

5β–¬
Beav
BeavSlauson Super Mall

Saquon hasn't been what you needed and now he's injured. Tate finally had the breakout but the rosters depth has always been in question. Retool and figure stuff out. Coker and Ladd being injured hurt but Josh wasn't drafted to give you 20 either.

6β–Ό4
Meek
MeekDeath Row

1-3 record but let's provide context. Injuries cooked you this week and Henry was mid. The roster is cold tho and I trust them long term.

7β–²3
Crawf
CrawfBELT BOYZ

CeeDee Lamb and a bunch of rag tag niggas won you a week you had no business winning but manager skills paid off with Black Manny. Just ride the wave until you get healthy.

8β–²1
Manny
MannyGet the GAT

the roster is elite, manager is a hoe. Points are thru the roof and this might be the turnaround you'd hoped for.

9β–Ό3
Chengy
ChengyHappy Endings

The roster outside of JT is nothing but #2s on their respective team. It's cool when it's cool but a lot has to be in order for it to hit.

10β–Ό2
Devion
Devionyime yZN

Just a ton of players that on draft day you should've felt good about but the reality is you look up and none of these niggas are in promising situations. In a redraft this roster looks a lot different. Time to make some moves.

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GG tracker

4 logged
Beav β†’ Dez
Backfired
β€œSaid GG with Saquon Barkley and Harrison Butker still left to play β€” and still lost, 122.0 to 151.7.”
Week 7
Crawf β†’ Beav
Held up
β€œReverse GG β€” called it in the same Week 6 game and won anyway, 138.0 to 137.2.”
Week 6
Beav β†’ Crawf
Backfired
β€œDid it in Week 6 too: called GG and lost by eight tenths, 137.2 to 138.0.”
Week 6
Meek β†’ Crock
Held up
β€œCalled it after the draft β€” swore Crock would blow him out. Then Meek won their Week 1 matchup anyway.”
Week 1
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