2026

1▲1

You had fluke rumors like he had ghostwriting allegations, but with your performance so far that don't even matter. Gibbs, K9, Bowers and Lamar a strong core for you to go B2B, but the fluke rumors will stick around as the injuries are piling up.

2▼1

An actual great song, but overlooked due to how it was released. That's basically how your first three weeks have gone. You played well, but other teams just play better when it's against you. With how you score, the song title might be your message to the league.

3▲3

You did the research, you trusted Puka, but he's been hurt for two weeks. And maybe more. Was projected to finish first post draft, but like the lead single off Iceman you may get forgotten. So far though, like Iceman, the rest of your roster you built around Puka has carried.

4▲1

No matter how much time passes, DJs plays this song as the ole reliable because it works. That's how you are with your players (CMC, Pickens). But just because it works doesn't mean it's enough. We'll see.

5▼2

People say Dark Lane Demo Tapes doesn't have many good songs, but it's no doubt Chicago Freestyle is one of the good songs. That's basically your roster with Bison and Amon-Ra. If those two don't show up your team is some well done gas station steak.

6▼2

I can't lie, I don't think people expected you to win your last two games. But like the song, you were a bit overlooked. With Achane knee gone, it's possible you will be too if you don't find a viable replacement.

7▬

You may actually have the best fantasy player (JSN), but none of that matters since it's surrounded by some bullshit. If you don't figure it out it might get ugly for you like it did after Family Matters was released.

8▲1

Song is dogshit and had the nerve to call it 6 God. And you came in a little cocky thinking your all time win percentage would carry you. Now, your roster isn't all that bad, but you a RB getting vultured, another RB losing snaps because his OC has some 'tism, a QB you took pretty high look terrible, and mid WRs. Your season depends on your RBs that aren't being respected by the team they are on.

9▼1

Very overrated song, was played everywhere and could not get away from it. Very much mirrors how you been so far this season. Now, I'm happy the villain is back, but be a better song if you're going to talk like this.

10▬

Song isn't even bad, and you aren't bad at fantasy. But round of applause for the ass you drafted this year. As much ass like Magic City when BMF was outside in the 2000s.