Game of the weekSNF
132.0
122.2
The preview said“Two Week 1 disasters, one Week 2 stage. Crock dropped 109.1 and still lost by a cool 67 points to Meek, but the tape wasn't all bad — Christian…”Read the full preview →
← History · Season
2026
Coulda Been Athletes
This season isn't finalized yet — champion and bracket are pending ESPN's final playoff standings.
Biscuit counter
2026 · live💩
6
1 biscuit per loss · league-worst is Devion at 6 losses.
Scoreboard
2026 · Week 2TNF
153.4
127.6
The preview said“Beav rolled into Week 1 like he owned the building, torching Devion 169.0 to 108.8 behind a preposterous Josh Allen line (42.7!) and Amon-Ra St.…”Read the full preview →
10am
193.0
163.3
The preview said“Chengy walked away from Week 1 with 125.6 points and a loss to Marcus, and honestly, the box score reads like a heist gone half-right. Jaxson Dart…”Read the full preview →
1pm
118.8
117.0
The preview said“Frost strolled into Week 1 with Ashton Jeanty going off for 34.7 and Dallas Goedert chipping in 23.7, plus Breece Hall's 21.8 — and still walked away…”Read the full preview →
MNF
137.9
114.6
The preview said“Let's talk about obscene. Marcus put up 196.5 in Week 1 behind a two-headed monster in the backfield — Kenneth Walker III (36.1) and Jahmyr Gibbs…”Read the full preview →
Week 2 trade
2026 · the swapWeek 2 recap
2026 · the deskPower rankings
2026 · Week 21▲5
MarcusJajajajahmyr
The Wolf of Wall StreetSomehow turned imaginary football points into actual bragging rights. Enjoy your one moment of relevance.
2▼1
MeekDeath Row
Top GunLooked dangerous all season... but like always you will trade yourself out the playoffs soon.
3▲4
BeavSlauson Super Mall
The Dark KnightBrooding, mysterious, and convinced they deserved the championship. Gotham disagrees.
4▬
DezMamba's
Mission: ImpossibleMission accomplished: somehow finishing right in the middle. But yet will finish last somehow.
5▲5
CrawfBELT BOYZ
The Hunger GamesSurviving the season. ESPN lied on your knowledge lil man but we will see as the season continues.
6▼1
MannyGet the GAT
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo DriftStarted fast, drifted wildly, and eventually crashed into mediocrity. Ricky said he got a new car for you.
7▼5
FrostTrap House
Finding NemoSpent the entire season searching for a winning strategy. Just keep swimming. Lions defense right there.
8▼5
ChengyHappy Endings
The Walking DeadTechnically still alive, but nobody remembers seeing a pulse. BRICK HEAD.
9▬
CrockWe Know The Truth
Dumb and DumberEvery lineup decision raised the question: 'Surely they can't do something dumber than that.' They could.
10▼2
Devionyime yZN
The TitanicHad an entire season to avoid disaster and still managed to hit the iceberg. Congratulations on making history.
Arrows show movement from the previous week.
GG tracker
4 loggedBeav → Dez
Backfired“Said GG with Saquon Barkley and Harrison Butker still left to play — and still lost, 122.0 to 151.7.”
Week 7
Crawf → Beav
Held up“Reverse GG — called it in the same Week 6 game and won anyway, 138.0 to 137.2.”
Week 6
Beav → Crawf
Backfired“Did it in Week 6 too: called GG and lost by eight tenths, 137.2 to 138.0.”
Week 6
Meek → Crock
Held up“Called it after the draft — swore Crock would blow him out. Then Meek won their Week 1 matchup anyway.”
Week 1