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2026

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This season isn't finalized yet — champion and bracket are pending ESPN's final playoff standings.

Biscuit counter

2026 · live
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6
1 biscuit per loss · league-worst is Devion at 6 losses.

Scoreboard

2026 · Week 1
Game of the weekAustralia Game
Dez
DezMamba's
158.3
Manny
MannyGet the GAT
143.6
The preview said“Eight meetings, four wins apiece — this rivalry has never needed a trophy to feel like one. Now add the subplot: Dez is fresh off a 3-11 faceplant…”Read the full preview →
Ring Night
Marcus
MarcusJajajajahmyr
196.5
Chengy
ChengyHappy Endings
125.6
The preview said“The defending champ opens his title defense against the one man who's never beaten him — Chengy is 0-2 lifetime versus Marcus, and on paper, Week 1…”Read the full preview →
10am
Beav
BeavSlauson Super Mall
169.0
Devion
Devionyime yZN
108.8
The preview said“Four wins to three, Beav owns the head-to-head over Devion, and Week 1 gives Devion a shot at revenge with a roster the projections say is actually…”Read the full preview →
SNF
Frost
FrostTrap House
126.2
Crawf
CrawfBELT BOYZ
152.6
The preview said“Eleven meetings. Two wins for Frost. Nine for Crawf. If this were boxing, they'd have stopped it years ago — but the schedule-maker doesn't care…”Read the full preview →
MNF
Crock
CrockWe Know The Truth
109.1
Meek
MeekDeath Row
176.6
The preview said“Nine years, twenty meetings, and Meek still owns this rivalry like a landlord — 14-6 in the head-to-head ledger, and that's before we even get to…”Read the full preview →

Week 1 recap

2026 · the desk
Week 1 Burn Book: Champs Still Cooking, Crock Catches Fire (The Bad Kind)
Burn-Book Digest · Week 1Week 1 Burn Book: Champs Still Cooking, Crock Catches Fire (The Bad Kind)Well, well, well. The reigning champ opened his title defense exactly how you'd expect — Marcus rolled Chengy 196.5 to 125.6 behind a two-headed monster in Kenneth Walker III (36.1) and Jahmyr Gibbs (…Read the full recap →

Power rankings

2026 · Week 1
Week 1Week 2Week 3Week 4Week 5Week 6Week 7Week 8
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Meek
MeekDeath Row

he heard all the chatter. “Meek can’t draft” “meek gotta rely on trades” “meek gay”. With the Philly stack, hero TE, and Chase leading the way. Should be a good year for meek as long as no bs ensues…don’t let the felon come back this year either 👀

2—
Frost
FrostTrap House

very well balanced team. Trey Henderson out early this year so rhemondre should get double the work load. If Jeanty can look like college Jeanty and puka can stay out of trouble, this a dangerous team.

3—
Chengy
ChengyHappy Endings

this may be the best team Chengy has ever drafted. I smell a trade with meek brewing 👁️. Roster is absolutely loaded but a big question mark at QB. He’s definitely gettin hurt at some point so who’s the backup?

4—
Dez
DezMamba's

we’ve seen this story before. Good draft. But bad managing will work its way through this roster eventually. This is like groundhogs day all over again.

5—
Manny
MannyGet the GAT

chuey looking for redemption! Idk about drafting a browns player BUT. Get the gat! You should get the stack with tee Higgins! Elite receivers all around and paired with Bijan. This may be the year. Would be crazy since we’re coming up on your 10 year anniversary. Enjoy that packers RB while you can! Meek personally paid for Jacobs bail money so demon coming home soon!

6—
Marcus
MarcusJajajajahmyr

a good following up from the defending champ. I’m not sure this is the team that breaks the championship curse but it’s some upside there. But between Zay, Rome, and Mike. Thats a lot of question marks. I would hate to be dealing with that tbh :/

7—
Beav
BeavSlauson Super Mall

I fear you may be a year late on the Kyren train. If Saquon can get back to being himself and Ladd start hooping again. You might actually avoid biscuits this year. If you manage to be in biscuit territory with white cam, we’ll vote to ban you from drafting him ever again.

8—
Devion
Devionyime yZN

why did you draft drake “Drake maye” maye so early? You went full RB this year. Thats a dangerous game and idk if yo receivers are the ones. Ebuka already hurt and DJ Moore is dj Moore. And a rookie RB on a very bad team whew. Better hope he’s generational or biscuits in your future I fear!

9—
Crock
CrockWe Know The Truth

very funny. You’d be at the top if CMC was entering this year healthy. But he already on bullshit. Thus, here we are. And kaelon black ain’t saving anything. Idk if price is it once all the other backs are healthy. But hopefully Pickens can replicate last year and AJ actually has a QB again. But in reality we all know this is a CMC or bust roster.

10—
Crawf
CrawfBELT BOYZ

stunning display from a usual top tier drafter. Idk if this was the year to go zero RB BUT. If Jettas look like, best receiver in the world, Jettas again. This team could be a dark horse. Idk if bishop tutu is it tho. Might have to hit up Devion for a back. Good luck!

Commissioner's post-draft board. Movement arrows kick in once Week 2 posts.

GG tracker

4 logged
Beav → Dez
Backfired
“Said GG with Saquon Barkley and Harrison Butker still left to play — and still lost, 122.0 to 151.7.”
Week 7
Crawf → Beav
Held up
“Reverse GG — called it in the same Week 6 game and won anyway, 138.0 to 137.2.”
Week 6
Beav → Crawf
Backfired
“Did it in Week 6 too: called GG and lost by eight tenths, 137.2 to 138.0.”
Week 6
Meek → Crock
Held up
“Called it after the draft — swore Crock would blow him out. Then Meek won their Week 1 matchup anyway.”
Week 1
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