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2026

Coulda Been Athletes

This season isn't finalized yet — champion and bracket are pending ESPN's final playoff standings.

Biscuit counter

2026 · live
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6
1 biscuit per loss · league-worst is Devion at 6 losses.

Scoreboard

2026 · Week 6
Game of the weekSNF
Crock
CrockWe Know The Truth
110.9
Chengy
ChengyHappy Endings
94.7
TNF
Beav
BeavSlauson Super Mall
137.2
Crawf
CrawfBELT BOYZ
138.0
10am
Dez
DezMamba's
160.1
Meek
MeekDeath Row
163.4

Week 6 trade

2026 · the swap
Trade
Sat, Oct 17, 8:11 PM
Chengy
ChengyHappy Endings
Deebo Samuel Sr.SF · WR
Josh JacobsGB · RB
Tyler AllgeierARI · RB
Meek
MeekDeath Row
Matthew GoldenGB · WR

Week 6 recap

2026 · the desk
Burn-Book Digest · Week 6Monday Night Massacre: Five Games, Five Knives, One Bad KneeForget the early slate — Week 6 was decided in prime time, and the football gods were in a mood. Four of five games came down to the last snap on Monday, and by the time the smoke cleared we had heart…Read the full recap →

Power rankings

2026 · Week 6
Week 1Week 2Week 3Week 4Week 5Week 6Week 7Week 8
1▬
Marcus
MarcusJajajajahmyr
Moses

Give credit where credit is due. My “haters” were yappin all week and boffum pushing daisies. B-Team 🩸

2▬
Dez
DezMamba's
Patriot

Cmdr. Hall 🤌. Your team is on the up and up. Roster is strong throughout, but need more from CBreezy. As long as Jameis is throwing the rock you’re good. Get rid of one of those QB’s/Commanders so things don’t go Left, Left, Left (Right), Left. 🤌

3▬
Frost
FrostTrap House
Vampire

2 names: Puka and Matt. The glue holding everything together. If they keep it up you’re golden. Also you pulled off the only but most unserious trade this year. Hope your Broncos wake up as you need Waddle.

4▲5
Chengy
ChengyHappy Endings
Nationalist

Mr. I suck at doing the rankings! No galaxy-brain issues with this roster (shocker), you drafted nicely. Just need more from Skatt. Hopefully JT stays up and Waymo comes out the bye on track.

5▲1
Meek
MeekDeath Row
Retard

The team looks great on paper but sometimes that doesn’t translate to wins. Hurts bloodybutted you but is Shough the long term answer? Thanks for beating Mann Mann tho let’s keep trending upwards

6▼1
Beav
BeavSlauson Super Mall
Next Level

idk if you even noticed but you started the wrong B. Robinson last week. Josh Allen is that guy but does he have the supporting cast? Saquon needs to wake up but there are some massive holes on your roster

7▬
Crawf
CrawfBELT BOYZ
A Scared Man

when it rains it pours. Bishop Tuten as your current RB1 is OK but the supporting cast hurts. Get some trades going before nephew comes out lookin at you funny

8▲2
Devion
Devionyime yZN
Patriot

sitting at 1-4 but the roster has potential. Doubling up on Bucs and Cards. Hope you get it together but work on that next week

9▼1
Manny
MannyGet the GAT
Mental Retard

this roster is actually good. There’s just a doofus managing it. How do you have the #2 pick/RB and sitting at 1 win? Might be biscuits or conchas for you Manuela-Chulita.

10▼6
Crock
CrockWe Know The Truth
Mental Retard

Started off hot and was front-runnin Thursday night but got shot out the sky. Should honestly be 1-4 right now, your has luck run out.

Arrows show movement from the previous week.

GG tracker

4 logged
Beav → Dez
Backfired
“Said GG with Saquon Barkley and Harrison Butker still left to play — and still lost, 122.0 to 151.7.”
Week 7
Crawf → Beav
Held up
“Reverse GG — called it in the same Week 6 game and won anyway, 138.0 to 137.2.”
Week 6
Beav → Crawf
Backfired
“Did it in Week 6 too: called GG and lost by eight tenths, 137.2 to 138.0.”
Week 6
Meek → Crock
Held up
“Called it after the draft — swore Crock would blow him out. Then Meek won their Week 1 matchup anyway.”
Week 1
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