2026

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The clear No. 1 seed. Six wins in seven games have your team RUNNING the league. In a season where RBs are at an all time low, you have 3 of the best backs on your roster!

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Right in the mix. Could be scary or could be the laughing stock. 2/3 Losses have been close calls so the optimism is there. JSN is leading the charge and as long as he’s there, your good. Find a defense(Yankees and defense don’t go together) and you’ll get your first playoff berth.

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Scrappy team. JT and Josh Jacobs(not a bad trade) will carry your team as far as they can go. With the addition of Rice at receiver you get some much-needed help in that spot. Gotta hold your breath for Tae tho. Also, come get a QB man!

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Year in and year out, we know you’ll be there when the games matter most. On paper, team looks normal but when it’s time to play them boys play. Can’t count you out when you got CeeDee(Ronald Acuna) and Justin Jefferson(Chris Sale) on your roster.

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“Just getting by” should be your nickname. 2 wins of the slimmest of margins, it’s like you pray to the fantasy gods! But just like Cleveland, nobody is really taking you serious. However the Puka and Drake combo cannot be overlooked.

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One week you’re in 10th place, one week you’re in 2nd, and one week you’re in 6th. Last in points scored so we don’t know the truth and we don’t know where your team will finish. But just like the Padres, you have the potential to make a run and get a playoff bye. CMC health is gonna be the biggest factor for you moving forward.

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3rd most points scored and 2nd most points given up. Your team is a Home Run threat but boy, y’all playing in a hitters-friendly park! Roster full of dudes with 40 HRs and .230 batting averages Knowing you tho, you’ll make a trade by the deadline and that’ll make or break your season. (Looks like you need a QB too, come shop).

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Just laughable. You have the roster(and point total) to be a contender but just like the Mets, you get in your own way cuz you don’t know how to shut your damn mouth. If you just play the game the right way, you’d be better. Bijan is gonna be electric just like Juan Soto but the rest of that team gotta be consistent

9▲1

Or should I say the A’ss. However, there’s a lot of injuries. The roster not bad top to bottom but management been so bad for so long it gets overlooked. Is it possible you make a run, maybe! But a 5 game skid and we only in Week 7, you better move them niggas to Vegas ASAP!

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Whew Shit! You just might be a few weeks away from “Aiding” and “Collusion”. It’s a few pieces on that roster that can help push a team over the top!